Archive for January, 2011

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R&B Album

Basketball Shorts & A Boner” (Track 1 – if I ever record an R&B album)

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Fear

If I wasn’t afraid of being kicked… I’d pretty much slap horses on their ass’ 24/7.

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Old Hands

FILE UNDER: Not allowed anywhere near my wiener

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CORN

I eat my corn using a neck brace harmonica holder.

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Hootie & The Blowfish

Hootie & The Blowfish finally have somebody to bully around.

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Natural Vs. Make-Up

I prefer gay men without make-up.

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Skinny Dip

Sometimes a good ole skinny dip just feels right. Go with it.

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Courage

Sometimes you just have to grab life by the horns and put on your Capt Courageous hat.

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Asshole

When you’ve done something really cool – don’t rub it in everybody’s face. Then you’re just another asshole.

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Dead Birds = The Apocalypse?

If dead birds are a “sign” of the “apocalypse”…

where the hell were you when Michael Jackson had a “wife”???