Archive for January, 2011

R&B Album

Basketball Shorts & A Boner” (Track 1 – if I ever record an R&B album)

Fear

If I wasn’t afraid of being kicked… I’d pretty much slap horses on their ass’ 24/7.

Old Hands

FILE UNDER: Not allowed anywhere near my wiener

corn

CORN

I eat my corn using a neck brace harmonica holder.

corn

Hootie & The Blowfish

Hootie & The Blowfish finally have somebody to bully around.

Natural Vs. Make-Up

I prefer gay men without make-up.

skinny dip

Skinny Dip

Sometimes a good ole skinny dip just feels right. Go with it.

skinny dip

ponytail

Courage

Sometimes you just have to grab life by the horns and put on your Capt Courageous hat.

ponytail

Asshole

When you’ve done something really cool – don’t rub it in everybody’s face. Then you’re just another asshole.

Dead Birds = The Apocalypse?

If dead birds are a “sign” of the “apocalypse”…

where the hell were you when Michael Jackson had a “wife”???