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“Basketball Shorts & A Boner” (Track 1 – if I ever record an R&B album)
If I wasn’t afraid of being kicked… I’d pretty much slap horses on their ass’ 24/7.
FILE UNDER: Not allowed anywhere near my wiener
I eat my corn using a neck brace harmonica holder.
Hootie & The Blowfish finally have somebody to bully around.
I prefer gay men without make-up.
Sometimes a good ole skinny dip just feels right. Go with it.
Sometimes you just have to grab life by the horns and put on your Capt Courageous hat.
When you’ve done something really cool – don’t rub it in everybody’s face. Then you’re just another asshole.
If dead birds are a “sign” of the “apocalypse”…
where the hell were you when Michael Jackson had a “wife”???
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