Archive for January, 2011

Less Ambitious Movie Titles

Beige Swan

Kite Club

Raiders of the Lost iPhone

THE ASIAN WOMAN DRIVER

Walking thru a parking lot, I witnessed one Asian woman driver yell & honk at another Asian woman driver. FILE UNDER: AWESOME

The Hearing Aid

My buddy was telling me how he might get a hearing aid. I told him he should get a second opinion. He responded “Huh?“.

The Bachelor

I dvr The Bachelor… but only to watch the final 5mins. I’m a sucker for bitter women with mascara running down their face.

Old Lady

Today, an old lady almost hit me. I ducked and uppercut her pelvis. She spat out her dentures. I kept them as a souvenir of our epic moment.