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Alien Probing
May 7th
I BELIEVE in aliens.
But, I do NOT BELIEVE in “alien probing”.
I think we’ve misinterpreted their way of saying “LET’S PARTY”.
Burt Reynolds
May 7th
I am currently casting for a tv show about Burt Reynolds’ life on Telemundo.
FILE UNDER: Nailed the casting audition
Hobbies
May 7th
When people ask me about my hobbies, I like to tell them “I watch people do crosswords“.
Darth Vader Gets Ready
May 7th
“OK… can you give me 245 minutes? I just need to hop in the shower, slip into my radiation suit, put on my boots, gloves, belt and helmet.”
– Darth Vader’s response to being invited to the movies by The Emperor
FILE UNDER: Call early
Kanye Tweets About Otis Video
May 6th
I realized when Kanye started following me on twitter that I would be entertained. For example…
Really Fat Ladies
Apr 11th
It’s kinda awesome how every body part on a really fat lady feels like a boob.
FILE UNDER: Niiiiiice elbows.
Street Drummers
Apr 6th
Street drummers are accountable for 87% of all missing home depot shopping buckets.
FILE UNDER: Fact I just made up, but is probably true.
