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Balloon Sculpters

May 7th

Posted by admin in RANDOM

FILE UNDER: People I don’t trust.

Lady Gaga Fans

May 7th

Posted by admin in RANDOM

Lady Gaga calls her fans “The Little Monsters“. I call my fans “Mom & Dad“.

Alien Probing

May 7th

Posted by admin in RANDOM

I BELIEVE in aliens.

But, I do NOT BELIEVE in “alien probing”.

I think we’ve misinterpreted their way of saying “LET’S PARTY”.

Burt Reynolds

May 7th

Posted by admin in RANDOM

I am currently casting for a tv show about Burt Reynolds’ life on Telemundo.

FILE UNDER: Nailed the casting audition

Hobbies

May 7th

Posted by admin in RANDOM

When people ask me about my hobbies, I like to tell them “I watch people do crosswords“.

Darth Vader Gets Ready

May 7th

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“OK… can you give me 245 minutes? I just need to hop in the shower, slip into my radiation suit, put on my boots, gloves, belt and helmet.”

– Darth Vader’s response to being invited to the movies by The Emperor

FILE UNDER: Call early

Carl’s Jr

May 7th

Posted by admin in RANDOM

I tell hot chicks I’m an agent for Carl’s Jr. television marketing.

A Tweet by @NickSpears

Kanye Tweets About Otis Video

May 6th

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I realized when Kanye started following me on twitter that I would be entertained. For example…

Really Fat Ladies

Apr 11th

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It’s kinda awesome how every body part on a really fat lady feels like a boob.

FILE UNDER: Niiiiiice elbows.

Street Drummers

Apr 6th

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Street drummers are accountable for 87% of all missing home depot shopping buckets.

FILE UNDER: Fact I just made up, but is probably true.