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Justin Bieber’s Tattoo

Apr 2nd

Posted by admin in RANDOM

Although I am a tad disappointed that Justin Bieber got a tattoo, I gotta admit…

I KINDA LOVE IT!

FILE UNDER: Beeb, Ink.

Fugitive 3

Apr 1st

Posted by admin in RANDOM

So, I don’t understand why Tommy Lee Jones wasn’t able to track down the Bronx Zoo Cobra. How hard could it be?

a) Check local drug stores within a 60mi radius for any suspicious cobras buying hair coloring products.

b)Check all magic/novelty stores for any cobras buying fake mustaches.

c) Secure all gas station bathrooms for any unusual cobra activity.

A, B, C… always bust cobras. Boom, ya got em! This is cobra fugitive 101. Rookie stuff.

FILE UNDER: Tommy may need a desk job

Turquoise Jewelry

Mar 2nd

Posted by admin in RANDOM

Let’s be very clear… There are only 2 types of people whom are allowed to wear turquoise jewels: Native Americans & Female Fortune Tellers.

FILE UNDER: Stop that. For reals.

Antlers

Feb 18th

Posted by admin in RANDOM

I’ve had the opportunity to wear antlers several times. I’m totally not homophobic, but I always declined because I thought they might make me look gay.

FILE UNDER: Most fabulous Christmas ever.

Freckles

Feb 5th

Posted by admin in RANDOM

In hell, everyone has twice as many freckles as Julianne Moore.

Hope

Feb 2nd

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Most of the time, hope is good. But sometimes, hope can blind us from accepting truth.

R&B Album

Jan 25th

Posted by admin in RANDOM

“Basketball Shorts & A Boner” (Track 1 – if I ever record an R&B album)

Fear

Jan 25th

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If I wasn’t afraid of being kicked… I’d pretty much slap horses on their ass’ 24/7.

Old Hands

Jan 19th

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FILE UNDER: Not allowed anywhere near my wiener

CORN

Jan 14th

Posted by admin in RANDOM

I eat my corn using a neck brace harmonica holder.