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Nick Spears is a really odd guy. Browse through some of Nick random thoughts, art, etc.

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The New Mike Tyson

“It’s a pretty cool story actually. I just told him he’s a comedian now, and he stopped biting and raping people!”

- Mike Tyson’s manager

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A Tweet by @NickSpears

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The Adventure

I am pretty confident this is what Angels & Airwaves meant by “The Adventure”…

A Tweet by @NickSpears

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Being killed by a tiger while wearing an Ed Hardy shirt is so embarrassing.

A Tweet by @NickSpears

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Christopher Lloyd

Christopher Lloyd is the human form of cocaine.

A Tweet by @NickSpears

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Balloon Sculpters

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Lady Gaga Fans

Lady Gaga calls her fans “The Little Monsters“. I call my fans “Mom & Dad“.

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Alien Probing

I BELIEVE in aliens.

But, I do NOT BELIEVE in “alien probing”.

I think we’ve misinterpreted their way of saying “LET’S PARTY”.

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Burt Reynolds

I am currently casting for a tv show about Burt Reynolds’ life on Telemundo.

FILE UNDER:  Nailed the casting audition

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Hobbies

When people ask me about my hobbies, I like to tell them “I watch people do crosswords“.

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Darth Vader Gets Ready

“OK… can you give me 245 minutes? I just need to hop in the shower, slip into my radiation suit, put on my boots, gloves, belt and helmet.”

- Darth Vader’s response to being invited to the movies by The Emperor


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