Comedian. Writer. Actor. Falconer.
RANDOM
Nick Spears is a really odd guy. Browse through some of Nick random thoughts, art, etc.
The New Mike Tyson
May 12th
“It’s a pretty cool story actually. I just told him he’s a comedian now, and he stopped biting and raping people!”
- Mike Tyson’s manager
A Tweet by @NickSpears
The Adventure
May 12th
I am pretty confident this is what Angels & Airwaves meant by “The Adventure”…
A Tweet by @NickSpears
Alien Probing
May 7th
I BELIEVE in aliens.
But, I do NOT BELIEVE in “alien probing”.
I think we’ve misinterpreted their way of saying “LET’S PARTY”.
Burt Reynolds
May 7th
I am currently casting for a tv show about Burt Reynolds’ life on Telemundo.
FILE UNDER: Nailed the casting audition
Hobbies
May 7th
When people ask me about my hobbies, I like to tell them “I watch people do crosswords“.
Darth Vader Gets Ready
May 7th
“OK… can you give me 245 minutes? I just need to hop in the shower, slip into my radiation suit, put on my boots, gloves, belt and helmet.”
- Darth Vader’s response to being invited to the movies by The Emperor
FILE UNDER: Call early