Nick Spears is a really odd guy. Browse through some of Nick random thoughts, art, etc.
So, I don’t understand why Tommy Lee Jones wasn’t able to track down the Bronx Zoo Cobra. How hard could it be?
a) Check local drug stores within a 60mi radius for any suspicious cobras buying hair coloring products.
b)Check all magic/novelty stores for any cobras buying fake mustaches.
c) Secure all gas station bathrooms for any unusual cobra activity.
A, B, C… always bust cobras. Boom, ya got em! This is cobra fugitive 101. Rookie stuff.
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