RANDOM

Nick Spears is a really odd guy. Browse through some of Nick random thoughts, art, etc.

corn

CORN

I eat my corn using a neck brace harmonica holder.

corn

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Hootie & The Blowfish

Hootie & The Blowfish finally have somebody to bully around.

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Natural Vs. Make-Up

I prefer gay men without make-up.

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Skinny Dip

Sometimes a good ole skinny dip just feels right. Go with it.

skinny dip

ponytail

Courage

Sometimes you just have to grab life by the horns and put on your Capt Courageous hat.

ponytail

SteveFrancis

Asshole

When you’ve done something really cool – don’t rub it in everybody’s face. Then you’re just another asshole.

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Dead Birds = The Apocalypse?

If dead birds are a “sign” of the “apocalypse”…

where the hell were you when Michael Jackson had a “wife”???

Less Ambitious Movie Titles

Beige Swan

Kite Club

Raiders of the Lost iPhone

THE ASIAN WOMAN DRIVER

Walking thru a parking lot, I witnessed one Asian woman driver yell & honk at another Asian woman driver. FILE UNDER: AWESOME

The Hearing Aid

My buddy was telling me how he might get a hearing aid. I told him he should get a second opinion. He responded “Huh?“.