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I eat my corn using a neck brace harmonica holder.

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Hootie & The Blowfish finally have somebody to bully around.

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I prefer gay men without make-up.

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Sometimes a good ole skinny dip just feels right. Go with it.

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Sometimes you just have to grab life by the horns and put on your Capt Courageous hat.

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When you’ve done something really cool – don’t rub it in everybody’s face. Then you’re just another asshole.

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If dead birds are a “sign” of the “apocalypse”…
where the hell were you when Michael Jackson had a “wife”???

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Beige Swan
Kite Club
Raiders of the Lost iPhone
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Walking thru a parking lot, I witnessed one Asian woman driver yell & honk at another Asian woman driver. FILE UNDER: AWESOME
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My buddy was telling me how he might get a hearing aid. I told him he should get a second opinion. He responded “Huh?“.