I went to opening night of Harry Potter and the Death Gallows or whatever the hell it’s called. Part one. Part I. Who gives a crap? I was there to support a buddy who was being the “Father of the Millennium” by sucking it up and waiting in line for 3hrs so his boys could get their nerd on. Watching this movie with virgin Harry Potter eyes I could only notice 2 things.
1. This movie proves that Rowling totally rips off J.R. Tolkien and the Rings trilogy. Here is my evidence: It’s basically a group of peeps protecting Harry Potter (aka: Frodo), they even find a piece of jewelry that makes them nasty if they wear it too long (the ring), oh yeah, they also have this little creature that helps them out and acts as a guide at times (Gollum).
2. It’s a classic love triangle that feeds off the Beiber Nation girl crowd. Two best friends, both in love with the same little teeny bopper. Lame. Bros before ho’s boys. Don’t let your pee pee alter your decision making when it comes to saving the world.
harry potter sucks
Anyways, that’s my two cents. I know there are major HP stalkers out there, but doesn’t look like you’re getting my support. I’ll stick with Star Wars. At least my dudes have laser swords and not lil’ wooden sticks that can easily snap in half. I’d love to see Lord Voldemort step to the Emperor.