Hootie & The Blowfish

Hootie & The Blowfish finally have somebody to bully around.

Natural Vs. Make-Up

I prefer gay men without make-up.

skinny dip

Skinny Dip

Sometimes a good ole skinny dip just feels right. Go with it.

skinny dip

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Courage

Sometimes you just have to grab life by the horns and put on your Capt Courageous hat.

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Asshole

When you’ve done something really cool – don’t rub it in everybody’s face. Then you’re just another asshole.

Dead Birds = The Apocalypse?

If dead birds are a “sign” of the “apocalypse”…

where the hell were you when Michael Jackson had a “wife”???

Less Ambitious Movie Titles

Beige Swan

Kite Club

Raiders of the Lost iPhone

THE ASIAN WOMAN DRIVER

Walking thru a parking lot, I witnessed one Asian woman driver yell & honk at another Asian woman driver. FILE UNDER: AWESOME

The Hearing Aid

My buddy was telling me how he might get a hearing aid. I told him he should get a second opinion. He responded “Huh?“.

The Bachelor

I dvr The Bachelor… but only to watch the final 5mins. I’m a sucker for bitter women with mascara running down their face.