Archive for April, 2011

Really Fat Ladies

It’s kinda awesome how every body part on a really fat lady feels like a boob.

FILE UNDER: Niiiiiice elbows.

Street Drummers

Street drummers are accountable for 87% of all missing home depot shopping buckets.

FILE UNDER:  Fact I just made up, but is probably true.

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Justin Bieber’s Tattoo

Although I am a tad disappointed that Justin Bieber got a tattoo, I gotta admit…


bieber tattoo

FILE UNDER: Beeb, Ink.

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Fugitive 3

So, I don’t understand why Tommy Lee Jones wasn’t able to track down the Bronx Zoo Cobra.  How hard could it be?

a) Check local drug stores within a 60mi radius for any suspicious cobras buying hair coloring products.

b)Check all magic/novelty stores for any cobras buying fake mustaches.

c) Secure all gas station bathrooms for any unusual cobra activity.

A, B, C… always bust cobras. Boom, ya got em!  This is cobra fugitive 101. Rookie stuff.

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FILE UNDER: Tommy may need a desk job